MTG Secret Lair: Welcome To Castle Dracula

[AUTHOR’S NOTE: It turns out that writing a Dracula accent makes text really hard to read, so, while reading the following, please pretend all the w’s are v’s and so forth. Fang you very much.]

Ah ah ah! Welcome to my castle, traveler. Please, make yourself at home, won’t you? We were just about to sit down for dinner—please, join us. We’ve got warm walnut walleye and a wasabi, watermelon, and watercress salad. Wonderful! We’re so happy to have you. For dinner. But first, perhaps you’d like to admire some art? I had some wonderful portraits done recently by definitely-not-vampire artists Tomas Duchek, Nicholas Gregory, and Nils Hamm. I ordered them on the world wide web, and now so can you!

CONTENTS

1x Foil Exquisite Blood as “Hunger of the Ancient One” 

1x Foil Night’s Whisper as “Nightfeeder’s Visitation” 

1x Foil Phyrexian Tower as “Dracula’s Tomb”